Held Prisoner in Hampton Roads

Open letter . . .

. . . to the woman in the big truck

If you hadn't cut me off when I was trying to park at the Wawa, I might have told you that your skirt hiked up when you climbed out of your truck.

Waaay up.

And, it didn't fall back in place.

And, it exposed a pair of rather age-inappropriate black panties.

And, they weren't anywhere close to covering your rather brobdingnagian arse.

And, said arse was hanging out as you entered the store.

Come to think of it, I Should have warned the folks in Wawa.

Half of them are probably blind by now.

Sometimes Karma is hell, innit?