. . . proof that monsters exist.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Lower than . . .
. . . whale shit!
Is the kindest term I can think of that describes someone who would do this. What's worse, it's the second time in the last year that some cowardly, unevolved excuse for a human being has inflicted major damage on my Explorer, then run away like a sissy school boy caught peeping in the girl's locker.
. . . whale shit!
Is the kindest term I can think of that describes someone who would do this. What's worse, it's the second time in the last year that some cowardly, unevolved excuse for a human being has inflicted major damage on my Explorer, then run away like a sissy school boy caught peeping in the girl's locker.
Do NOT let me catch you, arsehole.
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Our president . . .
. . . bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia?
Barry, where's your protocol chief? You're the head of state. You don't bow, and your wife doesn't curtsey.
Late breaking news . . .
. . . it didn't happen.
Despite video evidence to the contrary, Barry's spokesman stated that: "The president absolutely did not bow to the king. He simply leaned forward because the king is shorter."
Barry's spokesman, formerly known as "Baghdad Bob" declined to answer questions.
. . . bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia?
Barry, where's your protocol chief? You're the head of state. You don't bow, and your wife doesn't curtsey.
Late breaking news . . .
. . . it didn't happen.
Despite video evidence to the contrary, Barry's spokesman stated that: "The president absolutely did not bow to the king. He simply leaned forward because the king is shorter."
Barry's spokesman, formerly known as "Baghdad Bob" declined to answer questions.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Socialism . . .
. . . is being born in the USA.
Anyone who doesn't believe it needs to read news like this:
. . . is being born in the USA.
Anyone who doesn't believe it needs to read news like this:
DETROIT – General Motors Corp. Chairman and CEO Rick Wagoner will step down immediately at the request of the White House, administration officials said Sunday.
The government already owns significant portions of major banks and insurance companies, and it will only get worse under this administration.
Why am I worried? Because, aside from the armed forces, nothing the government runs works worth a damn.Friday, March 27, 2009
YES WE CAN . . .
. . . as I see it.
Can we rack up a deficit larger than the previous 43 presidents . . . combined?
YES WE CAN!
Can we borrow our way out of debt?
YES WE CAN!
Can we tax our way out of a recession?
YES WE CAN!
Can we legislate without understanding the laws we’re making?
YES WE CAN!
Can we spend billions on bail-outs, but not know where the money went?
YES WE CAN!
Can we blame everything on someone else?
YES WE CAN!
Can we speak without a teleprompter?
Ummm . . . err . . . well . . . ahhh . . .
. . . as I see it.
Can we rack up a deficit larger than the previous 43 presidents . . . combined?
YES WE CAN!
Can we borrow our way out of debt?
YES WE CAN!
Can we tax our way out of a recession?
YES WE CAN!
Can we legislate without understanding the laws we’re making?
YES WE CAN!
Can we spend billions on bail-outs, but not know where the money went?
YES WE CAN!
Can we blame everything on someone else?
YES WE CAN!
Can we speak without a teleprompter?
Ummm . . . err . . . well . . . ahhh . . .
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