Decorating . . .
through double entendre.
I was reading the other day, and Mrs. B was watching a decorating show on the Home and Garden channel. I wasn't paying attention until the interior designer, in describing the new room, said: "At least, now the drapes match the carpet."
Mrs. B couldn't figure out why I was falling over laughing.
My apologies to my daughter . . . who (very occasionally) reads my blog.