Friday, February 19, 2010

Hold that . . .

. . . (thought) Tiger
Veronica Siwik-Daniels, one of Woods' alleged mistresses and a former pornographic performer, watched the event with her attorney in a Los Angeles radio studio. She said she wants an apology for the unwanted attention the scandal has brought her.

"I really feel I deserve to look at him in person face to face in the eyes because I did not deserve this," she said.


Time out.

First, you are a porn actress, and you're boinking the most famous athlete in the world. Did it not occur to you that you just might attract a tiny bit of attention?

Second, you are complicit in committing adultry. What do you think THAT deserves? Is there supposed to be a reward?

Third, I'm betting face-to-face is NOT what attracted Tiger to you.

Face it. Tiger will NOT be writing you a check. Besides if he did that, what would that make you?

Belay that.

We already know.

Carry on.