Thursday, April 08, 2010

Handy hints . . .

. . . for the terminally stupid.

1. You actually can fill out your ATM paperwork BEFORE you walk up to the machine.

2. Customers at the post office - see #1 above.

3. Customers at the DMV - see #1 & #2 above.

4. McDonalds, part 1: Not everyone uses the drive-through. Customers at the counter have money also.

5. McDonalds, part 2: You pride yourself on your coffee. Perhaps having more than one pot on at a time might be a good idea. Most customers won't think that 15 minutes is quick service for a cup of coffee.

Other than that, yesterday was terrific.