Tailgating . . .
. . . is not socially acceptable - or safe, for that matter.
(BLOGNOTE: Brokeback Mountain coments will be ignored)
Little missy (hereinafter, THAT BITCH or TB) - who has the age to drive, but not the requisite common sense - is hanging her Mustang about 10 feet off my back bumper. This would not be a problem if we were stopped in a parking lot or sitting at a traffic signal. Unfortunately, that which is acceptable in a parking lot is not as much so on the interstate.
Moving at 65 MPH.
During rush hour.
TB has no place else to go, as all the other lanes were full and moving at the same speed, but somehow she JUST HAS TO GET 10 FEET FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD AT ALL COSTS! After all, at 65 mph, 10 feet will save her a full 105 milliseconds.
That is, unless TB plants her Mustang in my trunk.
What to do, what to do?
Tap the brakes without slowing down. Mild signal. Ignored. Still 10 feet back.
Tap the brakes without slowing down. Gentle wave. Ignored. Still 10 feet back.
Slow down significantly, but safely. A bit startled, TB moves back to about 50 feet.
Solved, I think.
Not so. I'm back to speed. TB is back to 10 feet.
Enough of this game. If I'm going to get rammed, it will be at a slower speed.
Another significant (but safe) slow down, accompanied by a stern wave to move the F**K back.
TB finally has had enough. Zooms into the next lane.
Good move, except that lane slows down, and TB is going losing ground, not gaining.
I am mildly amused.
A couple of miles down the road, TB finally passes me - two lanes over. She has now gained back her 105 milliseconds, and is apparently going insane. Screaming, waving, one-finger salute, pounding on her window.
Me, I'm laughing my ass off.
She doesn't like that either, and goes apoplectic - best I can tell.