If you are a card-carrying liberal . . .
. . . or live in Europe
This will likely cause you to scratch your head - or, perhaps go completely off your nut.
I walk into the post office and place a package on the counter.Clerk: "Is there anything dangerous or prohibited in your package?"
Me: "No, but it is a rifle that I'm shipping to a licensed dealer."
Clerk: "Is there any ammunition in the package?"
Me: "No, and, of course, the rifle is unloaded."
Clerk: "How do you want to ship it?"
Me: "Priority Mail, insured, with a return receipt."
Clerk: "That will be $XX.XX"
Me: Plopping credit card on the counter.
Clerk: Do you need stamps or anything else?
Me: No, that's all.
Clerk: Thank you, and have a great day.
