Open letter . . .
. . . to the woman in the big truck
If you hadn't cut me off when I was trying to park at the Wawa, I might have told you that your skirt hiked up when you climbed out of your truck.
And, it didn't fall back in place.
And, it exposed a pair of rather age-inappropriate black panties.
And, they weren't anywhere close to covering your rather brobdingnagian arse.
And, said arse was hanging out as you entered the store.
Come to think of it, I Should have warned the folks in Wawa.
Half of them are probably blind by now.
Sometimes Karma is hell, innit?