Heather Mills . . .
. . . has a big check in the mail.
I am an engineer by education and trade, and I also have a major in math - which leads to this little analysis:
- Four years of marriage, or 208 weeks,
- For a man of Sir Paul's age, say twice per week (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more)
- A payout of $33,000,000
Then $33,000,000 / (208 x 2) = $79,326.92 per . . . well . . . you know.
Oh, calm down people! It's a joke. I'm not making ANY comment about Ms. Mills. I rather like her, and think the check should have been larger.