Our president . . .
. . . bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia?
Barry, where's your protocol chief? You're the head of state. You don't bow, and your wife doesn't curtsey.
Late breaking news . . .
. . . it didn't happen.
Despite video evidence to the contrary, Barry's spokesman stated that: "The president absolutely did not bow to the king. He simply leaned forward because the king is shorter."
Barry's spokesman, formerly known as "Baghdad Bob" declined to answer questions.