Held Prisoner in Hampton Roads

Our president . . .

. . . bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia?

Barry, where's your protocol chief? You're the head of state. You don't bow, and your wife doesn't curtsey.

Late breaking news . . .

. . . it didn't happen.

Despite video evidence to the contrary, Barry's spokesman stated that: "The president absolutely did not bow to the king. He simply leaned forward because the king is shorter."

Barry's spokesman, formerly known as "Baghdad Bob" declined to answer questions.