Friday, March 12, 2010

Open letter . . .

. . . to the woman in the big truck

If you hadn't cut me off when I was trying to park at the Wawa, I might have told you that your skirt hiked up when you climbed out of your truck.

Waaay up.

And, it didn't fall back in place.

And, it exposed a pair of rather age-inappropriate black panties.

And, they weren't anywhere close to covering your rather brobdingnagian arse.

And, said arse was hanging out as you entered the store.

Come to think of it, I Should have warned the folks in Wawa.

Half of them are probably blind by now.

Sometimes Karma is hell, innit?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heh heh heh - I like this, Karma is a gooood thing.

I'm going to pretend I didn't to Google "brobdingnagian" and that I knew what it meant all along. ;-)

Jack said...

Just think how appropriate (and rather ironic) it would have been to use a Yahoo search.