Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Security advisory . . .


. . . in case of a bomb threat.


This is what we're supposed to do if we receive a telephonic bomb threat.


- Use Form 5580/8.

- Ask and record the answers to the following questions:

  1. When is the bomb to go off?

  2. Where is the bomb to go off?

  3. What kind of bomb is it?

  4. What does the bomb look like?

  5. Where are you calling from.

Seriously.

2 comments:

Lisa said...

They forgot, "Who am I speaking to?" I'd put it at the end, though, because they might hang up. :D

Anonymous said...

This is just typical of the sort of rubbish you find in Health and Safety policies.

I'm amazed you don't have to offer him a list of alternative sites for his/her bomb followed by telling him a web address where he can provide feedback on how his bomb warning was handled today with a chance to enter a free draw to win a car.

:-)